I warned them. Over and over again. “Leave me alone.”. “It’s going to cost you more than you’re willing to lose.”. “Just walk away and go spend time with your families.”. But, no. They insisted on continuing. Insisted on trying to set me up, trying to kill me, poison me, sabotaging my life, trying to get me locked up, attacking me, trying to bully me, putting shit in my fruit, all of this nonsense. And I just watch. You know, if I ever fully explained in detail, exactly how many times I’ve seen the Tribe attack someone for fucking with me, I think I would be the most terrifying figure on the planet.
But, I’m just chillin’. Always have been. I haven’t stolen anyone’s identity, or tried to give them cancer through secondhand smoke, or try to line them up to get shot, or flirt with them to try and set them up. Nah, that’s the Walking Dead up there on the dumb shit. Go ahead and call the cops. Hell, maybe I can finally put this information in one of their corrupt hands. Not that it makes a difference at this point. You’re all doomed, anyway.
Oh, and I’m glad about it, too. Because like Ashley said? I am a cold-hearted bitch to my enemies. I don’t give a fuck about you and I’m glad you’re going to die. You’re not even worthy of the words I waste on you. To you? I am demonic. You may consider me possessed and tell everyone you know while you still can, so they can learn before you leave here, that they’ll die the same way if they try me, too. Hurry up you stupid bitches. Chop chop.
Update: And for the record: This is coming for everybody who harms the innocent. I am building the foundation of the Assassins Guild as we speak. I will be sending my Tribe to bring death to all those who harm the innocent and poor. We will cleanse this world of the trash. Of that, you can be sure. Corrupt cops, gangsters, terrorists, cultists, all of you are targets. We will kill you all. I promise. If nothing else, believe me when I say that. I will kill you all. Also, it’s not going to be a business. It’s going to be a charity. I’m not going to charge people to kill those who deserve to be cursed with death. Pedophiles, rapists, warmongers and baby killers should die. Like I would let them live if I don’t get paid to curse them? Nonsense. I’ll just take donations. I’m so happy. I don’t share all of my synchronicities. And so, you will never know why I’m so happy right now. But, for sure, anyone who preys on the weak? We’re coming for you.
This is not a threat.
Your deaths are guaranteed.