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If you like unique, androgynous fashion, or just want a little upgrade to your personal swag, I work as a fashion consultant. Here is how my services work:
You will fill out an application form, giving me an outline of what you envision yourself wearing and why. I will want an outline of what concept you would truly enjoy. (I wouldn’t want to dress you in jeans if you’re heading to a formal event, for example.) If I accept your request, you will then be charged for my services. Half up front, the other half upon delivery of services.
I am very busy, so there is a high chance your application will be rejected, or it will take a considerable amount of time for me to accept it. I will only accept an application if I know I have the time to complete it in an expedient manner, if it is financially worth my time to do so, and if my guides state I should accept you as a client.
Once accepted, I will build you what I call a “Fashion Layout”. Here is an example:
This is an example of one of my own fashion layouts.
What I do, is I go shopping to put your outfit together for you. I visit the major online retailers, and I put together outfits that feel “right” to me and that my guides inspire. Once your layout is completed, it is presented to you with where to purchase the items, how much they cost, and specialized fashion tips. (I’ll also try to identify discounts for you, as well.).
Once this layout is presented to you, you can choose to accept it, or choose one revision session. In which you tell me which items you don’t like, and what you would rather have, and then I will go and find a replacement. If you don’t like the shoes, I go and find a different pair, for example.
Once you are satisfied with your layout, you then pay the second half, make your purchases, and wear your new style to seduce the ladies/men, steal the show, get the job, make a statement, etc…
KEY TAKEAWAYS:
- I DO NOT BUY YOUR ITEMS FOR YOU. I want to make this clear: THIS IS A FASHION CONSULTING SERVICE. I do not buy your clothes. I provide you with the links to buy them. I basically do the longest most tedious part of shopping, so you don’t have to.
- I retain the right to refuse a client.
- I do not do refunds on the first half of the payment. If you do not like your layouts and I, for some unfathomable reason, can’t find a single replacement you like with the entire internet at my disposal? You don’t have to pay the second half.
- You will be allowed to pick your own budget. However, fair warning, I pick applications by highest dollar amount first. My talents aren’t cheap. If you only had time in the week to design one outfit, would you pick a $20 dollar request over a $200 one? Neither would I.
- Payment methods will be accepted via Cashapp, Venmo, Chime or Paypal.
- I dress you in the style you want, not my style. If you don’t want flowers and scarves everywhere, I won’t use them. If you do? I will. But, I will create a vision that you want, not dress you like another version of myself. If you do just want to give me full creative control, I will go wild, though.
- Turnaround time for a layout is between 1-2 weeks depending on scheduling. If longer, you will be notified before paying for the first half of your layout.
APPLICATION COMING SOON!